"Time to take a piss!" - Mario Pissing's first words in "Mario Pissing (disowned)", and his most iconic quote
"What the hell are you doing?" - Goomba (Mario Pissing), after seeing Mario Pissing
"I'm taking a piss!" - Mario Pissing's response to Goomba (Mario Pissing)'s above statement
"Ok but why aren't you jumping at me? That's what you're supposed to do." - Goomba (Mario Pissing)'s response to Mario Pissing's above statement
"I might do it fucking later." - Mario Pissing's response to Goomba (Mario Pissing)'s above statement
"No! I'm a motherfucking enemy: you're supposed to jump at me." - Goomba (Mario Pissing)'s response to Mario Pissing's above statement
"Okey dokey, then. Let me pull up my pants again first and then MAYBE I'll jump on you." - Mario Pissing's response to Goomba (Mario Pissing)'s above statement
"Maybe? MAYBE?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?! NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER!" - Goomba (Mario Pissing)'s response to Mario Pissing's above statement
"Let me get my pants first." - Mario Pissing's response to Goomba (Mario Pissing)'s above statement
"sigh Fine." - Goomba (Mario Pissing)'s response to Mario Pissing's above statement